Total Medals Earned: 682 (From 116 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,960 Points
Medals Earned: 7/12 (70/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 5/5 (45/45 points)
Point out wrong suspect
Read report
Ask 10 questions
Start the game
Point out the killer
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
First Victory
Beat the Champ.
Hoarde 1000Gold without spending it.
Buy the best horse. What a bargain!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/380 points)
Find the kitty.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Shame on you, you're a bad person.
It was yearning for her sweet caress...
The Father is not pleased
Get it?
Yum, yum, war on terror!
You're a real smartster!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 11/16 (310/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Smash EVERYTHING.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 16/20 (275/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Use a nuke
Buy everything
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (30/190 points)
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/500 points)
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!